By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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