It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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