They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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