how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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