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wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?

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(440): View more from Ohio

This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.

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(845): View more from New York

i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.

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(314): View more from Missouri

For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.

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(818): View more from California

I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah

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