Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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