he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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