Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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