bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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