so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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