just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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