I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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