Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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