In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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