If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just googled if crying burns calories
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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