Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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