My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I need moral support for this bender
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
