So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she looked like the before picture.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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