Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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