butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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