How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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