If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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