Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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