I can't breathe out the right side of my face
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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