It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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