One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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