I bet he comes in French.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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