Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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