I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just had sex on a roof
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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