No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Boobs speak an international language.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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