i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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