quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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