what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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