Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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