its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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