I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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