you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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