He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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