Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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