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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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