I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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