All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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