Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I will pee on everything he values.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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