I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
