it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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