is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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