Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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