I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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