You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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