So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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