I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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