Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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