Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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