i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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